Kentucky's Favorite Son (of a Bitch)

I have wit. I have charm. I have brains. I have legs that go all the way down to the floor, my friend.

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parksandwesteros:

Parks and Recreation: 5x07

Leslie: I have an idea. It’s very uncool, but it’s not illegal… technically. But it IS a dick move.
April: I love it.

I think these are my next purchases, because I am indeed an old man. Thoughts?

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G-freakin’-POY.

(via aaronceleste)

yourllbeanboyfriend:

Daniel was ready to go with the picnic basket all packed as soon as I got home. “The drive-in is playing a double feature tonight,” he said, “please say you want to go with me.”

Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Albert Camus (via casualboundaries)

My medicine cabinet.

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retrocampaigns:

Zachary Taylor is over it. OVER. IT.

Via the Library of Congress

The sass.

I cannot remember the books I’ve read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (via thisisteen)